Those of you who miss “Bad Chad” from The Bachelorette, you’re in luck because his Twitter feed is just as entertaining as his small-screen antics. The season 12 villain’s tweets are equal parts self-deprecating and douchey, and are well worth reading during your lunch break.
As fans of the hit ABC show remember, JoJo Fletcher eliminated Chad Johnson on the June 7 episode after he threatened the lives of her fellow suitors and failed to trick Fletcher to fall for him. Because he’s Bad Chad, though, he didn’t exit the show then. He returned in the creepiest way possible during the June 20 episode, whistling through the dark woods before running his sweaty fingers down the glass front door like a murderer might do. Once inside, he managed to throw shade one more time at Jordan Rodgers and still refused to buy Evan Bass a new shirt.
The 28-year-old luxury real estate agent — and self-proclaimed “DBAG” — now lives on through interviews and his Twitter account, where he tweets about everything from his obsession with meat to his nemesis Evan.
In honor of the protein-powder-and-deli-meat-loving villain, here are his 10 best tweets to hold you over until he returns to TV on Bachelor in Paradise:
So I finally watched the show at my sisters.. Holy tits now I understand why some people hate… https://t.co/Bik0eU1oOg
— Chad Johnson (@realChadJohnson) June 15, 2016
Y’all realize how long it woulda taken to cut a persons arms and legs off while on camera given the tools available? Prolly awhile LOL
— Chad Johnson (@realChadJohnson) June 21, 2016
If I actually knocked these dudes outs, y’all realize all I woulda done is leave myself vulnerable for lawsuits. And I love my money. So no!
— Chad Johnson (@realChadJohnson) June 21, 2016
So I’m creating a stock for myself to invest in myself. Ticker symbol DBAG. Buy shares now before DBAG enterprises reach market highs
— Chad Johnson (@realChadJohnson) June 17, 2016
Can’t believe those dudes wasted perfectly good protein #TheBachelorette
— Chad Johnson (@realChadJohnson) June 21, 2016
The only thing that “security guard” could have stopped is my heartburn… If he had tums on him, or a similar anti-acid. Generally speaking
— Chad Johnson (@realChadJohnson) June 11, 2016
That moment when you accidentally got too jacked and now everyone accuses you of using roids #sojelly https://t.co/anyPrb3cJO
— Chad Johnson (@realChadJohnson) June 17, 2016
So @CalvinHarris and @taylorswift13 broke up? MY TURN!! Just imagine all the songs Taylor can write about me after we date LOL #ImTrouble
— Chad Johnson (@realChadJohnson) June 22, 2016
Can’t we all have huge egos? Is mine big or everyone else’s just small? Why can’t we all think we’re the shit LOL
— Chad Johnson (@realChadJohnson) June 16, 2016
#TheBachelorette pic.twitter.com/9LAEaontmD
— Chad Johnson (@realChadJohnson) May 31, 2016
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